The man who never read LJ (temporary post for his)

Today a relative from Novomoskovsk arrived for two days. Never read LJ. I got attached, he says, well, in a few words, tell me at least who is writing about something, I will understand ...
Frustrants and frustrating: Baba, do not be discouraged. He is 45 years old and he says that he sleeps only with 20-year-olds? He is sick and just lying. Now I will teach you how to manipulate this frustrated little man and defrost him.
Your Evolution
Around: shit shit. Here passed: look, wires stick out. But in the shit came. Looked in the mirror: shit! The guy is some nasty and unshaven. Let's change something in Moscow?
Tyoma Lebedev
I had an abortion and in my apartment shit cats. Oh no, it was not me who had an abortion, but one friend of my ex-girlfriend at work told a story about an aunt who had an abortion. And she says to me: - Natasha, I would not do that ... In general, I tell a dream.
Kosharel
How to distinguish an aunt at 40 from an aunt at 20?
Do you think she is dumb, greasy and wrinkled? And no! She knows her worth. Here is the only difference.
Dowry
- Svinorylov, are you supposed to be bloggers? - Lukhovitsky asked him.
- And then! I also want to lie on the stove and do not do a fig ... —he honestly admitted.

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